soph-isticated-so-s:

addycted:

anticritical-lapis:

writingandnerdshit:

whales-are-gay:

homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay

People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality was illegal in his time (which was not even 100 years ago) and he was arrested. They put him on drugs that destroyed his genius brain and committed suicide a year after being covicted. He was gay and a war hero as well. He helped to break enigma which was a German code that they put all their messages through. He shorted WWII by two years and saved so many lives in the process.

Friendly reminder that if not for Alan Turing you wouldn’t be reading this post and we might be ruled by the nazis

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The Alan Turing statue on my campus

wait fuck this is soooooo important always reblog

Say bruh, if she ain’t claiming your man boobs in public don’t let her claim em in private!!!

00incognegro:

unicornluvin8765:

00incognegro:

Know your worth!!!

Wait….what😂

….

“Say bruh, if she ain’t claiming your man boobs in public don’t let her claim em in private!!!”

somewhereinjersey:

raptortooth:

a-yoda-a-day:

imagine being so bad at moderating your own website you decide to just kill half the user base and not fix any of the actual problems

Isn’t this the plot of Infinity War

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deathmoth:

Perks of dating me: we can nap constantly

gayhallmonitor:

The capybara was the world’s largest rodent until I was born

thisiselliz:

thisiselliz:

Damn I didn’t know y'all was sad

I thought it was just memes

wilwheaton:

annabellehectorworldofweird:

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“no vegans”

quickweaves:

I’m glad I watched this

mysoulrunsdeep:

pussyprlnt:

5unflwr:

southernbitchface:

quietly-islayem:

trashg0d:

paninimami:

diaryofakanemem:

turtle94c:

diaryofakanemem:

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

“Whats your safe word?”

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

Lol i need to be his friend

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

“Ooo that’s cute”

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

zackisontumblr:

911official:

evolvedleo:

fucking incredible

I like to rœck oöt

me on a first date

that-twink-over-there:

mercurysgf:

a shoes off house

  1. You left

the package

open

Dave?

africant:

Got milk bitch? Got beef?

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

Thanks! I hate it!